Balloons. What's the use?
On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"
On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.
Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.
- Description & Tech Specs
Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet, "sh*t" maybe.)
Delivery to Ireland
Under €10 Over €10 Over €50 €2.50 €5.00 FREE
Delivery to the EU & USA
Country Cost Austria, Belguim, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Denmark,Spain, Estonia
Finland, France, United Kingdom, Greece, Hungary, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia, Malta
Holland, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden
€10 United States €20
If you are unhappy or would simply like to return your order, we will happily refund the cost of postage to return your
item if received within 30 days from your purchase. We will only except returned items unused and in original packaging
unless the item is faulty.