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Cynical Stationary


Cynical Stationary

Availability: Out of stock

  • Somewhere to write all that impressive shite you'll never see through
  • Three blunt and sarcastic varieties to choose from
  • Lined pages (squared is for people who 'think' they're more creative)
  • Each one comes with a matching pen

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Everyone wants a place to jot down their ideas, plans, to-do lists etc. It's nice to at least feel like you're being smart and organised – even if you're just sort-of writing stuff down and never looking at it again...

Sound familiar? Our Cynical Stationery note pads are available in three colourful varieties to suit your own personal imperfections and general negative outlook on life:

  • Bullshit dull tasks I keep putting off
  • Inspirational shit I'll ignore
  • Unachievable goals and broken dreams

Each pad features 80 lined pages and comes with a matching retractable pen for you to click quizzically during important meetings.

Description & Tech Specs

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Product Features:

  • 3 equally derisive pads to choose from
  • 80 lined pages
  • Comes with a matching pen

Dimensions: Measures approximately 15.5cm(W) x 21.5cm(H) x 1.5cm(D)


Delivery to Ireland

Under €10 Over €10 Over €50
€2.50 €5.00 FREE

Delivery to the EU & USA

Country Cost
Austria, Belguim, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Denmark,Spain, Estonia
Finland, France, United Kingdom, Greece, Hungary, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Latvia, Malta
Holland, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Sweden
United States €20



If you are unhappy or would simply like to return your order, we will happily refund the cost of postage to return your 

item if received within 30 days from your purchase. We will only except returned items unused and in original packaging

unless the item is faulty.