INSTANT REGRET CHILLI CHOCOLATE LOLLIPOPS

Within this unassuming matte black bag lies the world's hottest chilli chocolate lollipop. Well, two of them – one for you and one for your equally brave and foolish friend.

These mercilessly hot Instant Regret Lollipops are infused with our signature 6.4 million Scoville extract and guaranteed to cause immense physical and mental suffering. Just for reference, the humble jalapeño is a paltry 3.5 thousand Scovilles – childs play, a walk in the park.

But even the lightest, daintiest lick of these lollipops is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell. Or knocking back a shot of fresh lava. Or sucking on a red-hot branding iron. Yum!

Soooo why not challenge a mate and see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, right?

WARNING: These lollipops contain a torturous amount of chilli and are likely to cause immense pain. Do not put in direct contact with eyes or sensitive organs. If pain persists, consume as much milk as humanly possible and weep like a baby. Then seek medical advice. Obviously not suitable for children or pets – yer maniac!

Product Features:

Two chocolate lollipops infused with our signature 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract One for you, and an extra so you can challenge a mate Suitable for vegetarians. Hello vegetarians! Bet you're so glad we bothered to make this awful creation suitable for you!

Ingredients: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier (soy lecithin E322), natural vanilla flavouring, chilli extract 6.4 million SHU. Milk chocolate contains cocoa solids 35% min Dimensions: Measures approximately 11cm(H) x 3cm(D)