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Abusive Balloons

Abusive Balloons
€8.00

Availability: In stock

  • Really undermine someone's big day
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath
Summary

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Balloons. What's the use?

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolise there's a "party over here!"

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colourful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

Description & Tech Specs

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Please Note:

Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet, "sh*t" maybe.)

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Delivery

Delivery to Ireland

Under €10 Over €10 Over €50
€1.50 €5.00 FREE

Delivery to the EU & USA

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Austria, Belguim, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Germany, Denmark,Spain, Estonia
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€10
United States €20

 

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